Ib tug ntau yeej kuv siv rau thaum cov niam txiv ntawm tus me nyuam tub kaum xyoo yog nrhiav txoj hau kev ua nws luag los yog xav tias me ntsis txawv ib tug hais txog lus nug thiab tej yam uas nyob hauv lub ntiaj teb tshiab. Kuv twb siv cov hom kev kawm xyoo:
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Misconstrue rau cov lus nug nws:
Tus tub: Hnub dabtsi lawm?
Dad: Muaj ib hnub ua ntej hnub peb.
S: Tsis yog, lub hli hnub dabtsi lawm?
D: Auj, nws muaj 4 hnub tom qab Jan 25.
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Laum nws thiab qhia rau nws paub koj mam li tso tseg thaum nws tsis lawm luag.
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Nqes stairs rau TV chav tsev thiab ncha moo, "Nws tseem mus yuav txiv dua qhov zoo." Ces, nws mus tau tus sov hnov txog cov couch thiab hloov cov channel rau ib yam dab tsi zoo de, ib yam li cov Scifi channel.
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Nyeem dab neeg nrov nrov.. Ntxig tsis zoo ua ke nyob nruab nrab ntawm cov dab neeg. Kuv nyiam yog ntxiv "uas nws instantly" Thaum twg lub cim tseem ceeb encounters tej teeb meem me. Piv txwv, "rab riam ntog hauv nws txhais tes, tej ntiv tes nws, uas nws instantly." Kuj tsis muaj dab tsi tau hom kab mob koj tus tub tawm hauv lub complacent thiab passive mloog hom ua tus ua cim lub ntsiab raug tua instantly.
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Nyeem dab neeg incorrectly. Nyeem ua ke rov qab. Qhov zoo tshaj qhov no yog tias tus ob peb thawj zaug kuv ua qhov no, tus tub kuv xav tias nws tau pab kuv ntawm taw kom paub tias kuv tsis nyeem cov lus ntawm qhov kev txiav txim zoo. Pam sab yog tias nws yeej tsis xav kom kuv mus nyeem kom nws muaj.
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Mus rau Burger huab tais su. Kuv tus tub yuav noj BK sawv ntxov, Night thiab ib hnub yog peb cia nws. Thaum mus, qhia rau nws, "Kuv paub koj ntxub yuav muaj mus, tab sis peb tsuas muaj tsis muaj kev xaiv." Thaum twg nws nws piav tias nws hlub BK, tham li nws thiab hais tau tej yam uas nyiam "Peb tsis muaj lub sijhawm los mus hais lus cam txog nws! Peb yuav thiab kuv tsis xav kom muaj ib qhov kev sib sab laj!"
(Qhov no reminds kuv ntawm kuv cov cuav xwm Borg nyiam: "Borger vaj: Peb ua peb txoj kev. Koj txoj kev yog sob." hahaha!)
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Qhib ib phau ntawv teev rau phab 9 thiab hais tias, "hmm, tus ntawd yog tus khib phab".
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Puv ntiaj teb cov tsiaj koov. "Peb yuav khiav sai ntiv taw xoo 7-11, koov-tus yeeb ncuab ntawm 11-7 ".
"Koj niam hlob nyob hauv Ringwood, Arch yeeb ncuab rau lub nroog Squarewood."
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Peb tsav mus Massachusetts los ntawm New Jersey ob peb zaug ib lub xyoo thiab nws yuav tau ua ntau dua txog 5 teev qhov rooj kom qhov rooj. Thaum peb mus txog hauv tsev thiab rub rau hauv lub tsheb hais, "huag, tsis nco qab lawm, peb yuav tau ua ib tug khiav ceev ceev mus tom tsev Depot."
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Thaum tus menyuam muaj kev tsausmuag rov hauv TV yeeb yam (xws li Heroes), qhia rau koj tus tub, "ib zaug, Thaum ua hauj lwm, Kuv xav kom kuv cov tsiaj los hlawv lawv tseem ciaj sia siv powers hauv kuv siab. Kuv tsis nyiam ua, tab sis koj gotta ua koj gotta ua dab tsi."
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Thaum tus menyuam tsis zoo ntshai heev tsos (saib "yog zoo yuav ua rau tus txiv dua" saum toj), ascribe improbable motives rau tus ua cim siab phem. Piv txwv, qhia rau koj tus tub uas tos Jason yog npau taws ces yog vim nws xav ua ib co ncuav mog qab zib thiab lawv tsis pub nws muaj ib yam.
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Piav txog tus xov tooj incorrectly. Tsis txhob qhia koj tus tub mus hu "201-111-2222", qhia rau nws paub nws yog "2-011-1-12222".
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