One of the many joys I take in being the parent of a ten year old boy is finding new ways to make him laugh or think a little differently about questions and things in the world. I’ve used these techniques over the years:
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Onun suallara yanlış anlamak:
Onun: Bu nə gündür?
Dədə: Çərşənbə bir gün əvvəl.
S: Yox, ayın hansı gün ki,?
D: Oh, bu 4 Jan gün sonra 25.
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Ona qıdıq və o laughing vermir zaman dayandırmaq lazımdır onu demək.
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TV otaq pilləkən aşağı getmək və anons, "It’s good to be the daddy." Sonra, taxt üzərində isti spot almaq və yaxşı bir şey üçün kanal dəyişdirmək üçün onu ala, ki, SciFi kanal kimi.
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Read stories out loud. Insert ridiculous sentences in the middle of the story. My favorite is to add "killing him instantly" when the main characters encounters some minor trouble. Məsələn, "the knife slipped in his hand, şəhadət barmağı kəsici, dərhal onu öldürməkdən." Nothing quite gets your son out of a complacent and passive listening mode as the main character being killed instantly.
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Read stories incorrectly. Read sentences backward. The best part of this is that the first couple of times I did this, my son thought he was helping me out by pointing out that I wasn’t reading the words in the right order. The down side is that he really doesn’t want me to read to him any more.
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Go to Burger King for lunch. My son would eat BK morning, night and day if we let him. When going, onu demək, "I know you hate going there, but we simply have no choice." When he tries to explain that he loves BK, talk over him and say things like "We don’t have time to argue about it! We’re going and I don’t want to have a discussion!"
(Bu, mənim sevimli Borg zarafat xatırladır: "Borger King: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant." hahaha!)
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Səhifə üçün bir kitab aç 9 və demək, "hmm, that’s an odd page".
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Fill the world with arch enemies. "We’re going to run quick over toe 7-11, arch-enemy of 11-7".
"Your aunt lives in Ringwood, Squarewood mahalında Arch Enemy."
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Biz Nyu-Cersi From Massachusetts bir neçə dəfə bir il qədər sürücü və tez-tez çəkir 5 hours door to door. As we arrive home and pull into the driveway say, "oh, Unuttum, biz Əsas Depo sürətli bir tire etmək lazımdır."
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Bir TV şiddətli bir epizod seyr edərkən (belə qəhrəmanlar kimi), Oğlun demək, "some times, iş, I need to destroy my enemies by burning them alive using the powers of my mind. I don’t like doing it, lakin siz bunu gerek nə gerek."
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Pis dəhşət film seyr edərkən (see "It’s good to be the Daddy" yuxarıda), ascribe improbable motives to the evil character. Məsələn, tell your son that the reason Jason is so angry is because he wants some cake and they won’t let him have any.
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Explain phone numbers incorrectly. Instead of telling your son to dial "201-111-2222", tell him it’s "2-011-1-12222".
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