- Ceannaigh brocailí nuair a fhios agat go bhfuil cheana féin níos mó ná go leor sa chuisneoir.
- Go for a run. Cool off. Take off clean pillow case and replace with T-shirt. Cover with clean pillow case.
- Agus iad ag tiomáint, a iarraidh má ba chóir dúinn dul an bealach mícheart síos sráid aontreo.
- Chun 15 bliana, gach Domhnach a thugann le fios duit bhean ag dul le músaem, iontas in iúl go bhfuil músaeim oscailte ar an Domhnach ar.
- Chun 15 bliana, occasionally suggest going to the local book store on Sunday. Express surprise that they are not open on Sunday’s (buíochas a lán Dlíthe Blue!).
- Úsáid 20 pointí a dhéanamh 3 point turn.
- Ar tráthnóna Fall fionnuar luath, walk into the room and turn on the A/C. Complain that it’s cold. When wife says, "then why did you turn that on, amaideach" agus faigheann suas chun dul sé amach, grab the warm spot she had on the couch. Bonus points if she does not realize you did it until much later.
- Oscail suas CAN de delicious bán tuinnín colgach agus é a ithe go díreach ó féidir leis an, i leaba, ar an oíche.
- Téigh isteach sa chistin cé go bhfuil bean ag ithe dinnéar, oscailt suas ar an tarraiceán sceanra agus gréithe bhrú timpeall go dtí go screams bhean chéile, "what are you looking for!"
- Ar fháil cártaí gnó nua, rúnda ar siúl iad go léir ar fud an tí: Faoin leaba, i gcásanna pillow, taobh istigh cupáin caife, ina sparán, i pócaí cóta, urranna glove carr, an pantry — anywhere you can think of.
- Scríobh iontrálacha blag faoi do bhean chéile.
- Wake suas.
- Nuair ag siúl na sráideanna na Nua-Eabhrac, be on the alert for "crusty" objects on the ground. Coimeád i gcuimhne do bhean chéile ar eagla speisialta, bhaint amach síos amhail is dá mba chun pioc ceann suas suas agus a iarraidh, "hmm, N'fheadar cad é go?" (Be prepared for wife to body slam you as if she’s a secret service agent protecting the President from a sniper or you’ll find yourself laying on your back on the sidewalk).
- Drive twice around a parking lot looking for space. You know you’ve really hit pay dirt when your son in the back seat yells, "Oh no! Tá sé ag déanamh air arís!"
- Write "top 10" liostaí nach bhfuil 10 míreanna.
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Bhean chéile joke Bónas:
Two male co-workers go out to lunch. One of them tells the other, "I let loose an embarrassing Freudian slip the other night."
"A Freudian slip? What’s that?"
"Well, nuair a chríochnaigh muid ag ithe, an fhreastalaí a tháinig ag agus d'iarr conas a thaitin againn ár béilí. I gceist agam a rá, ‘I loved the chicken breast’ but instead I said ‘I loved your breasts’. I was so embarrassed."
"Ah," his co-worker replied. "I had the same thing happen to me this weekend with my wife. We were eating breakfast I meant to ask her to pass the butter, ach ina ionad sin Screamed mé ar a, ‘You ruined my life!'"
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