Quomodo Narra tua SharePoint Job?

Hoc fit quoties vobis? I’m sitting at my laptop, lectio blogs, respondens ad forum Postings, 2 exemplaria visivae Studio aperta et VPN'd ad aliud cultor cum sua visivae Studio + 15 pasco fenestras (a typicam die) et aliquis nomine Samantha (uxorem, videtur) refert me, "Sumus esse ibi in 30 minutes. Get dressed."

Mihi in a OBSTUPEFACIO, errare circa domum confuse, currum proxime accedere scio, Phasellus at dolor a parte dextra dicitur in me, "Ergo, quid faciam vivere?"

Haec colloquia numquam bene.

Me: "Ahh … Sum solutiones artifex EMC."

Innominatam persona: blank obtutuque

Me: "Ego operari cum productum dicitur SharePoint … suus a Microsoft."

NP: "Euge! Ego audivit quod comitatu! What is SharePoint?"

Me: "Umm … facit cooperatio … populi ad participes notitia … Suus suggestum enim aedificium negotiis sol…"

NP: Oculos linitionem.

Me: "Sum programmator."

NP: "Euge! I know people in my company that do programming! When I was in high school, Ego lusit circa cum SUMMUS."

Et pars super sermone, nos ad aliquid facilius loqui de, sicut politica.

Quis cura ad describere quomodo tractare hoc?

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  2. Isabella scripsit interest Lena:

    Adhuc felix,, Causam non possumus tamen in metent 2 verbis intellegi ad mediocris viventem Joe quid faciemus (computatrum guy, programmer, quicquid). Populus potest dictu; paene cuivis vel usus computer.
    Sentio magis paenitet sponsoque, cui non talis luxuria. Unum, ipse sui administrato. Alium, habet arte background.
    In singulis pars familiae Natale, patrui mei qui quaereret quid sibi facit, et vivam amita natum. Facient illam quotannis. Sicut aunts patruis et eodem anno ante,. Si bonam leo, Placere participes 'Id' amo ut causam habeat Colloquium enim semel ad Natale. 🙂

  3. Martinus Hatch

    Suus ridiculam … quia verum …

    I usually go for "I work in IT" or "I’m a programmer" … I occasionally get people who try to understand "what it’s all about" … but they invariably go "oh yeh .. Habemus etiam opus servo . sedet condimus et nostri omnes sub Geoff scriptor elit sodales in ea"

    Ad hoc maior potum vadam, et invenietis …

  4. Morin Samuel Jr.
    That is very funny and very true. Ironically, quidquid ipsis responderim, Ego semper scitur (intra familiam meam) sicut qui scit guy figere computers.
    CONSENTANEE, Numquam figitur trully locale…. Ego iustus opus fac satis diu recuperare mea notitia et tunc sumo a novus unus.
  5. Rob Foster
    LATRO! That’s a funny blog! "someone named Samantha (uxorem, videtur)"…Concidi paene e sella! Seriously, licet…I have this conversation A LOT. I usually just say "i’m a computer guy". That usually shuts them up and I try not to get into any of the gory details about my gig because they really don’t care anyway unless they are in the industry (et in industria, Ego vere dicitur quia a persona SharePoint). 🙂
    SHAREPOINT GENTIS!
  6. Rick Kierner
    Draw a parallel. I make solutions to common business problems. Just like a carpenter creates a step stool when you have to reach the top shelf, I create an app that helps accounting work with marketing.
  7. Jereme Watts
    You just explained a conversation I have on a weekly basis. Etiam eodem modo terminatur, I’m a ‘programmer’ Nescio quid agis ornare nec mali.
  8. David Proserpina

    Imo, post ipsum ridiculam. Consuevi, “SharePoint est a complexu telam-dicentur notitia dispar fautoria tool quod fert simul in eodem loco, in Corporation. Ita quod una notitia iuvo traho mihi omnia cooperantur in populo possit”. Hoc solet afferre rasa tam obtutuque, Dico sic laborantes Vestibulum, ipsi quandoque dicunt, “HEJA VERO, habemus SharePoint, quam uti nemo viderit.”

    Imo, Ego figunt computers, Mandavi enim, si omnia non cogitamus, vellent inquirere desiste. Iustus cogitare si iustus interrogavit PLUMBARIUS occurrit socius fige Plumbing libero! Quid diceret,? TAT…

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